Step into a world of high-seas adventure with this Pirate-Themed Vintage Wood Crate Table — a handcrafted masterpiece that captures the rugged charm of classic seafaring tales and the mystique of the Pirates of the Caribbean.
Expertly built from 100% real wood in our USA workshop, this artisan-made crate functions beautifully as a side or end table while doubling as a statement prop straight from an age of sails and treasure maps. Measuring 20” x 20” x 20”, it’s the perfect size for a bedside accent or an end table beside your favorite armchair.
What sets this piece apart is its museum-quality finish — featuring hand-hewn slats, forged-steel hammered nails, and authentic wood-burned East India Trade Company logos, just like the crates glimpsed in pirate films. Each crate is hand-distressed, glazed, and stained to achieve a convincingly aged look that radiates Old World authenticity.
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Features
• Masterfully Handcrafted: Built entirely by hand from solid wood — no particleboard, veneers, or mass-produced shortcuts.
• Cinematic Detailing: Realistic distressing, burnished edges, and hand-applied finishes recreate the texture of timeworn cargo crates.
• Authentic East India Trade Company Logos: Wood-burned emblems inspired by historical pirate lore and screen-used props.
• Forged-Steel Accents: Hammered nails and subtle metal detailing enhance the sense of realism and durability.
• Versatile Function: Ideal as a nightstand, side table, prop display, or decorative storage accent in themed rooms.
• Dimensions: 20” wide x 20” deep x 20” tall
• Made in the USA: Designed and handcrafted by artisan Jeffrey Michael Stelter, a master fabricator trusted by Universal Studios, Lucasfilm, NASA, and Disney.
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Perfect For
• Pirates of the Caribbean Fans: Bring cinematic adventure into your home or collection.
• Themed Rooms & Home Theaters: The perfect accent for a pirate, nautical, or adventure-inspired space.
• Collectors of Cinematic Props: A handcrafted, display-ready piece built with production-grade realism.
• Interior Designers: Adds storytelling depth and texture to eclectic, vintage, or nautical interiors.
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Why Choose This Crate Table?
This isn’t a generic import — it’s a one-of-a-kind handcrafted collectible made by a seasoned theme-fabrication artist. Each crate bears the mark of human craftsmanship, with natural variations in distressing and color that make every piece unique. Designed to outlast mass-produced décor, it’s equal parts art, prop, and functional furniture.
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Limited Availability
Each Pirate Crate Table is individually handcrafted to order, ensuring exceptional attention to detail and quality. Because every piece is built by hand from start to finish. This ensures that every crate you receive is truly one of a kind in just 3-5 working days— a custom-built treasure, made just for you.
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Extra Services
Based in the USA?
We offer professional themed-room design and setup services. Whether you dream of a Pirates of the Caribbean-style home theater, a nautical library, or an immersive adventure-themed office, our team specializes in custom décor and lighting that bring cinematic worlds to life.
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Fast Delivery
Each crate is carefully packaged and crated for safe freight delivery. Shipping costs vary by location and will be quoted individually. Pickup options are available upon request.
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